librarianpirate:

heretherebdragons:

WHAT IS THIS? WHY ARE THESE NOT ALREADY IN MY LIFE? OMG think of the epic battles I could have, pitting the cookie dinosaurs against one another. And then I’ll have them all kiss and make up and be friends. AND THEN I WILL EAT THEM! HAHAHAH!

I’m reblogging this for my friend Amanda.

Sydney!

ask-psycho-america:

the1janitor:

slutstatus:

perfect

my favorite part is there’s even another gun in the picture. showing that this is not an anti-gun post, but just a common sense, you don’t need a god damn combat style weapon bro, post

wow!!!

ask-psycho-america:

the1janitor:

slutstatus:

perfect

my favorite part is there’s even another gun in the picture. showing that this is not an anti-gun post, but just a common sense, you don’t need a god damn combat style weapon bro, post

wow!!!

(Source: abandon-everything)

(Source: marta-diablo)

impendingsalsa:

cdoctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. 

impendingsalsa:

cdoctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. 

(Source: textsfromwhedonverse)

Felicia's Melange: Star Trek Movie: SPOILERZZZZ

thisfeliciaday:

You are officially spoiled if you read below, NO COMPLAINTS!

Up front I will say I enjoyed this latest Star Trek movie a lot. It was super noisy, but enjoyable, beautifully executed, and I particularly like some of the secondary characters, Spock was excellent, etc etc. I just want to share an…

ahhmmmburr:

moon—moth:

afronaut:

physicsphysics:

An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.
Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t

I have been waiting for this picture to come back around for so long to show it to someone.

Cosmic dances

ahhmmmburr:

moon—moth:

afronaut:

physicsphysics:

An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.

Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t

I have been waiting for this picture to come back around for so long to show it to someone.

Cosmic dances
megan rosalarian gedris: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

image

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…

hannahwitton:

I like your butt.

hannahwitton:

I like your butt.

(Source: patfalco)

laziestgittoeverstepinconverse:

An act of kindness sees Richard Mayhew catapulted from his ordinary life into a subterranean world beneath London in the company of the mysterious Lady Door.

An adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s fantasy series.

Part 1 - London Below [Ge.tt] [Dropbox
Part 2 - Earl’s Court [Ge.tt] [Dropbox
Part 3 - The Angel Islington [Ge.tt] [Dropbox
Part 4 - The Black Friars [Ge.tt] [Dropbox
Part 5 - Market Afloat [Ge.tt] [Dropbox
Part 6 - The Key [Ge.tt] [Dropbox

Download the Complete Neverwhere Episodes - [Ge.tt] [Dropbox]
Add to your Dropbox here.
See the Ge.tt album page and send your thanks here.

(Source: 2wentysixletters)